Holy cow, I both love and embarrass myself sometimes, which means I must be sane. Be yrself, all day erry day. #4sq
@kinetic9 of the Wu making beats in my living room. Love this cat.
CHAPTER ONE: have some poor kid make you a single origin coffee. Then punch yrself in the neck.
A moment with America’s newest homeowner @sarcasticfont I love when friends Level Up in life. Also: Portland just feels right. (at Angel Face Bar)
Lunch with #famouspeople (do you know who this is? Because you should!) (at Pok Pok)
My thoughts about Facebook, now in ASCII form.
Yes, I was on the news again last night. This time dressed as Indignant Gentrification Man. This was texted to me as I don’t watch local news.