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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Where Schlomo collects some video that he likes while talking about himself in the 3rd person.  He also chooses to do this on a tumblr blog so you can’t easily have a discussion about it, much like how he treats his time in the bathroom at his house, much to the discernment of his girlfriend.  
His own works can be found here.  He twitters here.  </description><title>Video Bathroom</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @schlomo)</generator><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Kinda true.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktj4coqkOv1qz4u5mo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Kinda true.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/253434480</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/253434480</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 16:14:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Comedian Marty Feldman directed and co-wrote this satire of the less-scrupulous side of organized..."</title><description>“Comedian Marty Feldman directed and co-wrote this satire of the less-scrupulous side of organized religion. Brother Ambrose (Marty Feldman) is a monk who has spent nearly his entire life within the walls of his monastery and knows little of the outside world. However, when he learns that the monastery has fallen on economic hard times and may be forced to close, he takes it upon himself to raise the funds to save his home. Ambrose ends up on Hollywood Boulevard, where he solicits donations from passers-by and gets a crash course in life in the fallen world from Mary (Louise Lasser), a smart-mouthed hooker. Ambrose and Mary soon encounter Armageddon T. Thunderbird (Andy Kaufman), a fire-and-brimstone televangelist who agrees to help Ambrose by making him a partner in his house of worship, The Church of the Divine Profit. However, Thunderbird’s methods don’t agree with Ambrose, and eventually he turns to God Himself (Richard Pryor) for help. In God We Trust was Feldman’s second and last directorial assignment; the supporting cast also includes Peter Boyle, Wilfrid Hyde-White, and Severn Darden.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://movies.nytimes.com/movie/96386/In-God-We-Trust/overview" target="_blank"&gt;In God We Trust -     Trailer - Cast - Showtimes - NYTimes.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Just watched this on one of those Encore cable stations, but it’s not on Netflix. How can you not want a movie that has:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ul&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Andy Kaufman as a wealthy Preacher Man&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Richard Pryor as the face and voice of God The Computer&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Marty Feldman with his googly eyes&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;An army of men dressed like Daft Punk who beats people up for Rev. Andy Kaufman&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Peter MF Boyle&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I may have to buy the VHS off ebay so I can own a copy. This movie SPEAKS TO ME.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/252206063</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/252206063</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 15:37:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I love the white guy straight man that I’ve seen on the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktg2lzGIQD1qz51hfo1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I love the white guy straight man that I’ve seen on the internets.

Crossover fame will be a bumpy ride for the industry as a whole. Seriously, they can be the Jerry and Dean of the early days of web video. 
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://dalasverdugo.com/post/251593466/bullshit" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;dalasverdugo&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bullshit.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/251604926</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/251604926</guid><pubDate>Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:58:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Ok, what did I do now?

I kid! I kid!
lizlet:

You know, there’s self-promotion and then there’s...</title><description>Ok, what did I do now?

I kid! I kid!
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://lizlet.tumblr.com/post/251322644" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;lizlet&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;You know, there’s self-promotion and then there’s being an asshole. And the line between them is easily crossed.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/251336816</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/251336816</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:14:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Testing out the new video uploader on the Tumblr iPhone...</title><description>&lt;span id="video_player_251335906"&gt;[&lt;a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank"&gt;Flash 10&lt;/a&gt; is required to watch video.]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;script type="text/javascript"&gt;renderVideo("video_player_251335906",'http://www.tumblr.com/video_file/251335906/tumblr_ktfq1xVFuw1qz4u5m',400,300,'poster=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ktfq1xVFuw1qz4u5m_frame1.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ktfq1xVFuw1qz4u5m_frame2.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ktfq1xVFuw1qz4u5m_frame3.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ktfq1xVFuw1qz4u5m_frame4.jpg,http%3A%2F%2Fmedia.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_ktfq1xVFuw1qz4u5m_frame5.jpg')&lt;/script&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Testing out the new video uploader on the Tumblr iPhone app!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Weeee!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Here is a quick clip that was sitting on my phone from hanging out after our meeting with the RZA.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/251335906</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/251335906</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:12:58 -0500</pubDate><category>video</category><category>iphone</category><category>test</category><category>rza</category></item><item><title>"Don’t let anyone tell you your ideas are stupid or the thing you feel most passionate about “won’t..."</title><description>“Don’t let anyone tell you your ideas are stupid or the thing you feel most passionate about “won’t work” – it’s happened to me time and time again and we find that if you push at what you think is interesting hard enough, you’re probably right.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mediaite.com/online/mega-launch-foursquare-goes-live-in-50-new-cities-worldwide/2/" target="_blank"&gt;Dennis Crowley&lt;/a&gt; (via &lt;a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;soupsoup&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/250054989</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/250054989</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:28:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>We had a mini tumblr Video Geek meetup with Lizlet and Spytap...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdft2hvoM1qz4u5mo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;We had a mini tumblr Video Geek meetup with Lizlet and Spytap (these two are some good people!), then I had a couple drinks with Star Jones. Seriously.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I also did some work out here, but the above was the Fun Work.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Like Ryan says, “Secrest out!”&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/249900557</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/249900557</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:36:24 -0500</pubDate><category>la</category><category>spytap</category><category>lizlet</category><category>good people</category><category>la is spooky</category></item><item><title>Meeting tumblr buddies in LA today!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Get to hang with both Lizlet and Spytap! If you want to meetup, find me at the Grafton on Sunset. I don’t have a car and they are nice enough to come meet me there. We will have Mai Thais by the pool or something. It will be magical. I saw John Doe but didn’t talk to him about how we have worked on two films together. Instead I ate a steak and got drunk at Saddle Creek, where they have a mechanical bull and karaoke.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;There is a joke in there somewhere.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/248726437</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/248726437</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 14:49:34 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>I'm In Los Angeles!</title><description>&lt;p&gt;And I’ll be here until early Thursday morning.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Want to get together? Email me: SchlomoATthegmails&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/247333741</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/247333741</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:03:16 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Fox News</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I think it could be an awesome opportunity. I mean, do you really think everyone behind the camera actually toe the Fox Party line? Doubt it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And you making an animation for the new Lou Dobbs show would be Talking Head Gold!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://blog.wreckandsalvage.com/post/247278149/fox-news" target="_blank"&gt;wreckandsalvage&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The local Fox News station is looking for a video journalist.  I just sent them a cover letter along with my resume and some links to online work.  How hilariously ironic is that?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/247324023</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/247324023</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:49:51 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key..."</title><description>“Eventually everything connects - people, ideas, objects. The quality of the connections is the key to quality per se.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;Charles Eames (via &lt;a href="http://fuckyeahcharleseames.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;fuckyeahcharleseames&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/246840660</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/246840660</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 23:25:57 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"For quite a long time I had about a thousand twitter accounts I followed, and whose messages then..."</title><description>“For quite a long time I had about a thousand twitter accounts I followed, and whose messages then streamed into my main twitter window in a sometimes panic-like speed. Yesterday, I then had enough of it, the noise, so I placed most of those people into different lists (Alpha, Bravo, Charlie etc), and kept 42.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://rmnd.org/2009/11/13/new-twitter-experience/" target="_blank"&gt;New twitter experience «  rmnd&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/246394592</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/246394592</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:58:13 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>If this guy was my character on a videogame, I’d play it...</title><description>&lt;object type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="300" data="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=71377" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000"&gt; &lt;param name="flashvars" value="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=cfb6d69a78&amp;photo_id=3487699370" /&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=71377" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#000000" /&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /&gt;&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.flickr.com/apps/video/stewart.swf?v=71377" bgcolor="#000000" allowfullscreen="true" flashvars="intl_lang=en-us&amp;photo_secret=cfb6d69a78&amp;photo_id=3487699370" height="300" width="400"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;If this guy was my character on a videogame, I’d play it all the time!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/23709813@N02/3487699370/" target="_blank"&gt;Brutal Knockout on Flickr - Photo Sharing!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/246345529</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/246345529</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:07:12 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>These folks are trying to make an all bacon store. Insert your...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://13.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt7ti1nZ4A1qz4u5mo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;These folks are trying to make an all bacon store. Insert your own Groan Of Ecstacy here:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.liveon80.com/bacon/T-Shirt.html" target="_blank"&gt;Store&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/246230874</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/246230874</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:46:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>
asleepyheart:

sittin on the toilet

</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYW6C44zo24&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BYW6C44zo24&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://asleepyheart.tumblr.com/post/245792616/sittin-on-the-toilet" target="_blank"&gt;asleepyheart&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;sittin on the toilet&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/246162597</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/246162597</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:14:38 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Monday Morning Perfection
msg:

Kids Don’t Stand A Chance -...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://schlomo.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/246155157/tumblr_kt78f60i111qz5gji&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Monday Morning Perfection&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://msg.tumblr.com/post/246121477/kids-dont-stand-a-chance-miike-snow-remixes" target="_blank"&gt;msg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kids Don’t Stand A Chance - Miike Snow remixes Vampire Weekend&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://fredwilson.vc/post/245903406/kids-dont-stand-a-chance-miike-snow-remix-two" target="_blank"&gt;fred-wilson&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/246155157</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/246155157</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:04:44 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Doh. And kinda true.
msg:

a real city by @amber_rae
as written...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://16.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt4lkgIgIV1qz4gu8o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Doh. And kinda true.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://msg.tumblr.com/post/244176864/a-real-city-by-amber-rae-as-written-on-my" target="_blank"&gt;msg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;a real city by @amber_rae&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;as written on my bathroom wall:&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;nyc&lt;br/&gt;the best coast&lt;br/&gt;so much&lt;br/&gt;better than most.&lt;br/&gt;san fran&lt;br/&gt;cisco&lt;br/&gt;please end&lt;br/&gt;your disco.&lt;br/&gt;your focus on&lt;br/&gt;originality&lt;br/&gt;rather&lt;br/&gt;who you want to be&lt;br/&gt;please try&lt;br/&gt;authenticity&lt;br/&gt;and be&lt;br/&gt;a real city&lt;br/&gt;like n.y.c.&lt;br/&gt;with love @amber_rae&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a href="http://flickr.com/photos/michaelsgalpert" target="_blank"&gt;@MSG&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/244178100</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/244178100</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 20:04:06 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>(via )</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/_vUhSYLRw14&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/_vUhSYLRw14&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;(via )&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/243834469</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/243834469</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 13:26:22 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>ODB passed away 5 years ago. RIP, Big Baby Jesus!
(via )</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/nX3ZPcA4tjQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/nX3ZPcA4tjQ&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;ODB passed away 5 years ago. RIP, Big Baby Jesus!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via )&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/242827278</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/242827278</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:57:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>"When BitTorrent co-founder Bram Cohen was introduced at NewTeeVee’s Video Rights Roundtable this..."</title><description>“When BitTorrent co-founder Bram Cohen was introduced at NewTeeVee’s Video Rights Roundtable this morning, interviewer Schlomo Rabinowitz asked the crowd, “How many people in the audience hate this man?” — and a few people actually raised their hands.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://newteevee.com/2009/11/11/p2p-villain-or-vilified-bram-cohens-take/#comments" target="_blank"&gt;P2P: Villain Or Vilified? Bram Cohen’s Take&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(Though the article is a little hyperbolic compared to what actually transpired, it wasn’t a bad conversation at all. In fact, I think people walked away understanding Bram and BitTorrent a little more.)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/242775880</link><guid>http://schlomo.tumblr.com/post/242775880</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:44:18 -0500</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
